Dear Colin,
First off, Mommy loves you. She can't wait to see you. Literally, she CAN'T wait.
Second: With the rising cost of living and pressure on my knees, I am forced to start charging you a late fee on your rent for every day you are overdue.
I hope you understand someday son.
Love,
Mommy
P.S. Stop being such a thumb sucking baby. You're worrying your father. Seriously, stop sucking your thumb and do some soccer kicks boy!
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Little Man -
I'd like you to do me a favor that helps us both out. Your mom would totally be a lot more Awesome, and a little less C-R-A-Z-Y if you would just join the party already. Don't tell her I said that though, or we're both in trouble. If that's not enough incentive: I've got a tee time this Sunday, and we need a fourth, so if you're here, you're in.
Sincerely,
Anonomous
By the way, I've spoken to your father, and he doesn't care about the thumb sucking thing. Also, He's totally awesome. Best. Dad. Ever.
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